December 2011
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
Set Fire to the Rain
Deαr Twilight, Our Chαrlie works with drαgons -...
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Something I'll never understand.
bicycleweather:
When someone’s girlfriend/boyfriend forbids their partner from seeing/talking to their friends who happen to be of the opposite gender. If you seriously have issues trusting people that badly it’s your shit to deal with. The fact that someone would say to their boyfriend/girlfriend “No, you CAN’T see or talk to ~this person~” is a concept that seems so incredibly fucked up to...
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This is the message written in a Christmas card I...
To Eleanor,
There’s a famous hobo in (suburb name) who bears the same name as you. Like most hobos, she is crazy but pretty harmless for hobo standards. She is just really annoying as she frequently asks people to buy her lunch and steals handbags. Rumor has it that she is actually rich and has a house but she just has severe gambling problems.
Most mornings she comes to the bakery and I...
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What this says.
